He's five.
(Eyebrow-raising is allowed here.)
After I got over being speechless (This has never happened before. It was an odd feeling), I asked him what he meant by that, and he said: "Well she's not Trouble like that song on the radio about girlfriends who are just TROUBLE."
T. Swift... What would I do without you to teach my children about dating??
Seriously. I don't know.
Will you write a book?
This recipe was inspired by a flavor I saw listed on the wall at a local frozen yogurt store. As soon as I read it I knew it needed to happen for Valentine's Day, so I melted Red Hots into my favorite vanilla ice cream recipe and studded it with more Red Hots. We love it! It is cinnamony without burning your face off, since it is sweetened up by the ice cream. The Red Hot studs give it a little kick and you can adjust the "hotness" by adding more or less of those. Definitely kid friendly and significant-other friendly.
Except only if they're not Trouble.
Obvs.