How many cats is an appropriate amount to own? Like twelvish?
One for each month?
Exactly. I've been telling people this for years.
Just kidding, we only have one cat, but sometimes when I go to Petsmart I like to pretend I am the mother of all cat lady's.
Like,
"Do you think Snuffliekins would like this Reindeer outfit or this Elf outfit better for family pictures?"
"What about Cuddly-boo-boo? Should he buy this catnip-scented pillow for Fluffy-baby for Christmas? Maybe we should call and ask him. I've got him on speed-dial. He's probably just watching animal planet."
It would probably be even more convincing if I actually brought in twenty cats on leashes and placed them in the cart and talked to them at intervals and waited for them to yowl back. Maybe this year I can look into volunteering at the Humane Society in the "cat-walking" assignment and we can make that a reality.
Mostly I feel the need to do things like this because I worked at Gap in college. I know boring jobs. I like to think I'm providing the employees with some much needed entertainment for the day, and an amusing story to take home to their significant other at night. Also it keeps me entertained because I am a five year old.
Know what else five year olds like?
Bars.
I like these best the second day because the flavors meld and the crust becomes super moist and almost "pie-like". These would be yummy with cherry pie filling as well.
They are not cat-friendly however. So don't give any to cuddly-boo-boo.